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HinDI AKO CORNY!!!”

By:

Ms. Christine Garinganao

(3rd Year Guidance Counselor)

 

 

Hola! It’s me again...let me tickle you for awhile.  Hope this will inspire you to live life lighter and brighter….

 

Ice cream ba talaga yung inendorse in Pacquiao sa TV ad nya na Nestle Ice Cream? Akala ko kasi, softdrinks. Kasi, sabi nya, "Oh mga bata, Mirinda na!"

 

Use "Bampira" in a sentence! Ahmm, Dodong. Pautang naman, meron ka bampira?!

Boy Guwapo + Girl Ganda = Perfect Couple.
Boy Guwapo + Girl Panget = True Love.
Boy Panget + Girl Ganda = Galing Diskarte.
Boy Panget + Girl Panget = SUKOB!

 

Dyanny: Sino sa inyo ang matapang? Lumabas!

SIGA: Ako! matapang ako! bakit may problema ka?
Dyanny: Wala po, survey lang ho. Ngayon, yung duwag naman ang lumabas!

 

Erap at Starbucks.
Erap: Waiter, isang kape nga!
Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba?
Erap: Syempre! Bobo! Lahat ng kape, de cup!
Bakit, may nakaplato ba?!


Babala: Bato—bato sa langit ang tamaan wag magalit… ang pikon ay ‘di cute noh!!!

 

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